Friday, 29 July 2011

Self Made Quotes

While walking by myself today, my mind wondered a bit & for some reason I started to create my own random quotes in my head. These are what I came up with. All quotes are 100% created by me. I hope you enjoy them and find some truth to what they say & mean, enjoy.

  • To rise above yourself, is the greatest challenge you’ll ever attempt.
  • Jesus may have died for our sins, but we’re the ones who have to live with them.
  • If life has taught me anything it’s this, there are many things to learn in life.
  • It is possible to be known by everyone, but it is impossible to be loved by everyone.
  • The symbol of love maybe a heart, but the true feelings of love, come from what's inside your head.
  • It’s not just what you do that defines you; it’s what you choose not to do, that defines you as well.
  • Without fear we’d have nothing, but ambition to guide us.

Monday, 25 July 2011

Video Game Rant! - Tetris

*What follows is a rant by me, about a particular video game and an extortionate ebay seller. If you happen not to care about either of these things then you can stop reading this message right now & just P*ss off! Thank you.* 

First off the reason why I'm doing this whole rant thing is while I was flicking around the internet today & I just happened to come across this ebay seller, who was selling a Japanese version of the original Tetris signed by its original creator. What a nice little collectable item I thought to myself (even though Tetris & Sega never really meant that much to me or even filled me with a single teaspoon of nostalgia) I as fan of all things gaming could still appreciate this rare collectable item... until I saw the seller wanted $1,000,000 for it. WHAT!!!!!!! (I thought to myself, this guy must be having a laugh) but he's not! (Just to make things clear at this point, before we proceed. I am against the extortion of selling games & other collectables [like the jack*ss selling this game] & not the game Tetris itself or any other type of collectables or indeed the selling of such collectables at a resalable & fair price for all true fans of any particular franchise.) While I myself love video games (more than most things in this pitiful existence we call life) & am indeed what most people would refer to as an 'uber geek' (& as such finds some level of enjoyment in collecting things related to this sub culture). If I did by some slim chance ever win the lottery or inherit $1,000,000 (Which I wouldn't because I live in Britain & the currency I use is called pounds) I am certain that I would never ever, ever, ever, ever want / need / attempt to buy this item on ebay, for this ridiculous price it is. Unless by some chance it could also summon about a real life Tetris type apocalypse whereby several different type blocks would fall from the sky in slow-motion to hopefully crush me & everything in existence, as a form of punishment for spending a stupid amount of money on a single game just because its rare & has the creators signature on it. When in fact the money could be put to a better use, like buying lots more video games, hookers & a little island that could be used to create my super villian's liar from that one bond film I really like... Just saying :/

If you too would like to view this item on ebay then feel free to the URL link is right under this sentence -

Sunday, 22 May 2011

Anime & Manga

Aren't you guys lucky? 'Why?' You ask. Well I've just happened to have made a cool little list on this old blog of mine containing several cool wesite addresses which contain hundreds of hours worth of anime and manga material. The links can all be found on the top right hand side of this blog labelled 'For All Your Anime And Manga Needs' (which is just above my pitterful follower count, lol) It currently contains 10 sites but I plan to add more as & when I find them. All of the sites offer reading and viewing for free :) So what are you waiting for? Go and enjoy yourself :P

Poem 1 - Angel On Mortal Floor

Laughter now amidst my own confusion

For I saw an image of which I can’t be sure.

Her Hair matched that of autumn moors

And healed me better than any witch doctor cures.

Tangled tightly in her rose torn petals

I was smothered happily by a heavenly, creamy, warmth.


I do not care for the ticking clocks

As white rocks shine brighter than any stars.

Love is different in each moment’s past

And tis this moment where I feel it last.

Ecstasy has fallen upon this naive lap of mine

And fixes parts of me which others dare not see.


A face that captures my briefest moments

May mean nothing to most as they disappear fast.

Yet underneath these God kissed skies

It means more to you than any golden surprise.

I believe I found an angel on mortal floor

And now she flies beside me, everywhere I go.

Poems

I've decided (against my better judgement) to put some of my poems I've been working on for the last few years up on my blog. I will start with one of my first 'Angel On Mortal Floor' and add others as & when I feel like. (Hopefully you'll also notice & see my level of progression too - doubtful though, lol). I would love & welcome any criticism or comments of any kind. I only ask that you please enjoy :)

Saturday, 21 May 2011

20 Reasons Why Life Is A Joke Of Bad Taste

(1)Because you work your whole life to have everything you want and then you die and lose it all. What's the point?


(2)Because the only way to get free contraception is at the cost of you're dignity (family planning) or deep sea diving (Your local docks).


(3)Because attractive women are generally not interested in you because they are either gay or because you yourself are ugly and or fat.


(4)Because little things like bacteria can f*** you over when your billions of times bigger than them. What the f*** is up with that?


(5)Because my glass is either half full or half empty why can't I have a full f***ing pint!


(6)Because when old people tell you to get off their property when your just in the middle of something important you know you cant just run into the wind with your trousers half way down your ankles. (Not unless your stupid).


(7)Because when you tell people to f*** off they just stand there glaring at you. What? Isn't it a big enough hint for them?


(8)Because sex is more fun then it looks.


(9)Because most people are generally like kinder eggs: their outsides are grubby coloured and their insides are filled with crap.


(10)Because South Wales has the highest pregnancy rate in Europe! Why aren't you getting any of this action?


(11)Because it's not legal too shoot to kill.


(12)Because when you go bald, hair grows everywhere but your f***ing head. Why God? Why?


(13)Because you never have any spare change in your wallet when Christmas carollers come around, and they always happen to be too young so you can't just tell them to 'f*** off'.


(14)Because when you ask your parents about birth control, they say, "Don't do it, that's your birth control".


(15)Because nature always thinks it's right and is!


(16)Because the only thing you can't get in public toilets is Rock'n'Roll.


(17)Because animals are allowed to have sex anywhere they want but when you do it, you end up at the police station at 3 o'clock in the morning with a fine for indecent exposure.


(18)Because rugby is basically soft gay porn with mud wrestling and the prospect of being touched by 29 other men with the chance of scoring with half of them on TV.


(19)Because communism works up to a point and then you have to share your girlfriend/ wife with the village.


(20)Because you're the second tallest guy at the gig and the tallest guy is standing right in f***ing front of you.

Friday, 12 March 2010

Random Quotes

I just thought I put up some random quotes I found on the old internet, that stopped me & made me think. Enjoy :)

Remember, Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably & never regret anything that made you smile. - Unknown

The definition of a dream is that it is a fantasy of the mind and if you ever achieve your dream then it was never really a dream to begin with. – Hiromu Arakawa

When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves. - Chuck Palahniuk

For all the sad words of the tongue & pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been'. – John Greenleaf Whittier

Hate is too great a burden to bear. It injures the hater more than it injures the hated. - Coretta Scott King

Only when the last tree has been cut down, The last river has dried to a trickle will man finally realize that we cannot eat money and reciting old proverbs makes you sound like a twat – Banksy

So I ask you, my friend... if your life's price was to kill the innocent, would you sacrifice your humanity? We all make choices... but in the end, it's our choices that make us. - Andrew Ryan

Those who hate most fervently must have once loved deeply; those who want to deny the world must have once embraced what they now set on fire. - Kurt Tucholsky